What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 30.06.2025 02:42
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why do our deceased do not protect us from other bad spirits?
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
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No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
Two Alternatives For A Potential $5,000 Monthly Income - Seeking Alpha
So they tried
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
What do you CPAP users do to keep your mouth closed during sleep using a nasal pillow?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Is it painful for men to wear bras, panties, and tampons?
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
Procter & Gamble to Cut 7,000 Jobs - WSJ
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Unacceptable again!